bardacinderella:

305heaux:

happiersuggestion:

forgive them. your heart will be lighter for it. forgive them because it gives you closure. it’s all in the past now, and they can’t hurt you there. 

stark:

#relatable

tigerleggies:

*floop flop*

birdtypeglitch:

conquered-gnomes:

birdtypeglitch:

tearlessrain:

prksoda:

shakescene:

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

3. horny

for your consideration

Why is Jesus Feral

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

barduils:

necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*

thebootydiaries:

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

the-armed-utahn:

will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:

How do you catch a hawk?!

Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday